Perfect Day

A perfect day goes like this:

1. In the morning, you get scalded by the tea you make.
2. At work, you get rogered by your boss for the bungling-up he did.
3. When you return home with a throbbing headache, you discover that the cable TV has still not be restored and you will be missing your favorite teleserials for yet another day.
4. You nick your finger while slicing mangoes for your bro and dear friend, TK. Grrr...
5. When you put on the soup to heat, the gas cylinder suddenly finishes.
6. You decide to fix the creaking door by oiling it and a splinter lodges itself in your finger.
7. Your bro and dear friend take it upon themselves to remove the splinter using an unsterilized needle and tweezer.
8. Your fingers swells up to double its size under the attention of the quacks.
9. By the time all the excitement subsides, its close to midnight and when you call your sweetheart, you find that he has also slept off blissfully.
10. Your heart and finger hurt with equal intensity that whole night.

Good night folks!!